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overheard in the women`s locker room

"I have to write a 2000 word essay
by tomorrow and I won't get home
til 7 o'clock. It has to be about how
to take over New Zealand. I could
have had Finland but Amber got
it first. What do I know about New
Zealand; I'm Canadian. Look how
much my forehead sticks out. It
really sticks out! I can't believe I
have to write a 5000 word essay
about how to take over New Zealand
by tomorrow."